Well, it all started when
Shaggy was a young doberman eating his KIBBLES AND BITS and he then met this
girl. Well, one day he forgot to use the BULLET-PROOF BUDDY and out came babies
who just started to JUMP AND ROCK! Well, it seems like the girl started to ask
for ALIMONY, but Shaggy wasn't hearing of it. Her WILDFIRE loving was the only
reason why he was actually staying with her now! He insisted that he was
the MAN A YARD and he didn't want no girl to start controlling him. So, off he went
saying OH CAROLINA it's gonna SOON BE DONE that our LUST is going to end.
She returned saying well I hope you have an ugly gal a TEK SET! Shaggy's confidence
as a BEDROOM BOUNTY HUNTER didn't have him worried in the least find another
NICE AND LOVELY girl! So, he went to a club one day and it was packed
with girls. He just LOVE HOW THEM FLEX! But, it seemed like the whole place was
packed with ALL VIRGINS! He didn't care, so he just decided to go spit out some
BOW WOW WOW to some girls and BIG UP some peeps! There were a few MAMPIE girls
in the area, but he just thought about all of the girls that are going to be
around IN THE SUMMERTIME! So, he went up to this one girl and said that he was
BOOMBASTIC and he wanted to show her SOMETHING DIFFERENT! So, as they were
leaving the club, a fight broke out and Shaggy just said to himself FORGIVE
THEM FATHER because they have not known what they have done! So, it comes
to find out at the end of the night, the girl's purse was swiped by a FINGER SMITH
and Shaggy was trying to find this JOHN DOE! The girl was getting aggravated
and Shaggy was asking her WHY YOU TREAT ME SO BAD when I'm your ISLAND LOVER
and GAL YU A PEPPER?! So, she decided to leave him because of a few
differences, but then he met this other girl called JENNY and it was just
DAY-OH from there! HOW MUCH MORE can Shaggy get from these girls?! Shaggy said
MY DREAM is to have a girl in his PERFECT SONG while giving TENDER LOVE
to them. Jenny was a GEENIE, but Shaggy felt like she took a PIECE OF MY HEART!
So now Shaggy wanted to say THANK YOU LORD for everything that HE has done,
and he's going to continue having HOPE for a good life! Sometimes Shaggy becomes
a LONELY LOVER when Jenny isn't around and it's NOT FAIR to him when you got
a FREAKY GIRL next door, but he can't do anything because of his bond
and relationship that he has with Jenny! So, he then asks WHY ME LORD?
Why does this have to happen to me? But, in the long run, Jenny is his true ANGEL
and says LEAVE IT TO ME because he be KEEPIN IT REAL!

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